WHAT

WHAT is the founding brother, first ruler, and namesake of the WHAAAT!? Micro Republic.

According to republican lore and the Constitution, WHAT and his brother WHY wandered together in search of a home. WHAT eventually became the first ruler and is credited with inventing wheat, which became the national mascot and principal export.

After WHAT was attacked by a bear through WHY's betrayal, WHAT survived and escaped to the mountains. On November 7 he returned with rebels, defeated the BEAR, restored his rule, and took the Bear Rug.

The current Supreme Leader, Danny, is described as a descendant of WHAT.